(this story is unconfirmed..)
Losing Weight Horror Story
I was recently reading about a lady (lets call her Marble here) that was determined to lose weight and had the mindset to make it happen – damn the fat!!
Not an unusual situation. Being overweight is certainly not a laughing matter. I know! And undoubtedly different methods of getting the weight off will work for different people. But since we are all different as individuals, – there simply cannot be “one method that will work for all” except just quit eating, but then that course is not very appealing. either.
Ah-Haa, A Possible Answer
The sales material looked like the answer to Marble’s prayers. She order IT and started just like the directions said to do. It was a Saturday, so not necessary to go to work (fortunately). Forward 10 minutes (10 MINUTES).
> Bubble Gut! Like diarrhea is on the way! It was!
> A Poop Explosion! Loud and ~*&#^^! All day long!
> A real “butt hole burner”! Most intense!
> ? This is how to lose weight??
> Colon cleanser, Yeah! Wow! The colon may even be GONE!
> Heart flutter – Yes, some! Jittery – Yes!
> Product COST! Yes that is gone too – NO REFUND! Hum Bug!
Marble says she rested (at home) for 4 days, joined a health club, – quit going to McDonalds – buys all grocery stuff from a ‘Nature’s Best” type health food store and stopped reading ANY “Weight Loss” literature, – no matter who recommends it. Threatens to punch anybody who even mentions weight loss programs! A total 180 “mindset” adjustment. Total! Case closed! Do you know anybody who can relate to this experience?
Best Wishes, DM